How Do Plants Grow?

So, you want to know how to grow a plant eh? Well then, as expected here it is...

1. First yo get a seed and soil. Put it in a sunny spot.
2. Then you feed it water.
3. Then wake up the next morning and it will have grown' a root
4. Then wake up the next morning and it will have grown' a shot
5. Then wake up the next morning and it will have grown' some leaves
6. Then the wait and wait and wait and wait and WAIT!
7. By then it would of grown